Friday, October 15, 2021

SodaStream Is So Gratifying




I may be defective, deficient, dejected, demoralized, and corrupt in the operating systems of decency, loyalty, reality, enthusiasm, socialization, personality, and morality but I know how to love you correctly. Unambiguously, decently. Copiously worshiped. Sublimely cherished. Expunge my sins and insert virtue for the betterment of both of us. Social acceptance be damned, it is the true unabated feelings that matter most. Others may have more toys but not more affection and reverence than I. I will not put an embargo on my emotions just because there are competitors. 

 

Why do you operate in a world of secrets devoid of truth? Ignorance of bastard, knowing not of my pain. Only tenuous understanding. Fake and phony the entire size of the week. I get it, tell me that you understand. Yeah. Yeah. 

 

Beautiful women, flowers, fine wine and spirits, breathtaking natural scenery. The finer things in life so appreciated as fleeting and ephemeral they might me. 

 

When you want to tell her that you love her but don’t know how to do it. When the awkward moments thwarted your mind. When that inner guided confidence made you do with how you felt. When the joys became saturated with vetted confidence. Became a hero on innate impulses. 

 

To compensate for the dearth of human compassion, excitement and contended enjoyment in unfulfilled dreams of the up and coming, downtrodden and outright failures. Things lascivious to the contrary, an emotional ambition surged gambit besieged by reluctance, regret but seeking heartfelt regimented refinement. Grace, crux of virtue, winnowing its way to apex glory. 

 

Believe in my authority and you are the fool. Challenge my legitimacy and you become the hero much to my dismay. My control depends on your inability to think responsibly. Not knowing is what empowers me. So, I say to you what you want to hear to confirm our prejudices that are not predisposed to rationality. 

 

Self-indulgent and unapologetic about it. Self-love was always the most important love. Embittered but not battered. Celebrated but not embraced. 

 

We have done all the imaginative and creative work for you. That precisely defines what our job is. The only thing we are asking you to do is to buy it. Remember to please yourself first. Self-pleasure is so gratifying. 

 

Self-pleasure with SodaStream is so gratifying. 

 

Autoeroticism with SodaStream is so gratifying. 


SodaStream USA | Enterprise Mission

 

Flavors, Syrups, Multipacks, Bubly Drops, Classic, Diet, Organic, Fruits 

 

Raspberry drops, Cherry Bubly drops, Strawberry Bubly Drops, Mango Bubly drops, Lime Drops, Bubly Grapefruit drops, Pineapple Bubly Drops, Mango Bubly Drops, Peach Bubly Drops, Blackberry Bubly Drops, Mango Drops, Orange Drops, Cucumber Fruit Drops, Watermelon Fruit Drops, Fountain Style Diet Lemon Lime, Lemon Drops, Dr. Pete Sparkling Drink Mix, Cola Sparkling Drink Mix, Diet Cola Soda Mix, Cranberry/Raspberry Soda Mix, Tonic Drink Mix, Ginger Ale 2 Pack, Cream Soda 2 Pack, Root Beer 2 Pack, Energy 2 Pack, Fountain Mist 4 Pack, Soda Press Original Variety Pack, Passionfruit & Mandarin Kombucha, Soda Press Old Fashioned Lemonade, 60L CO2 Spare Carbonator, 1L Bottle, 1L Bottle Stainless Steel, Glass Carafe. 

 

Sparkling Water Makers: Fizzi, One Touch, Aqua Fizz, SodaStream x bubbly drops Fizzi Kit, SodaStream Art for Action Special Edition, Fizzi + Extra CO2, SodaStream Rainbow Story Special Edition 

 

Change on SodaStream environmentally friendly platforms. 

 

CO2 Beverage Class Cylinders. Bubly Drops Glasses. Exchange and Refill. Door-to-Door Delivery. Free Delivery On Orders Over $50. Order Refill Send Back Empties with Prepaid UPS Label. SodaStream Apparel. 

 

Customer Service: Live Chat. 

 

@ SodaStream. A rush of elation. Escape from tooth decay, diabetes, and heart disease from competitor soft drinks. Family friendly prices too. 

 

We captured an everlasting tide of sparkling, bubbly, fizzy, effervescent carbonated flavored water. Purity. Liquid. Beverage. Flourishing. Refreshing. Wet. Nirvana. 

 

Cheerful, lively, vivacious, energetic, bouncy, and animated. No substitute for SodaStream. Less calories, sugar, and carbohydrates too. 

 

SodaStream enables consumers to carbonate water and to flavor carbonated beverages at home as an alternative to purchasing pre-packed bottles or cans. Our CO2 cannisters are a consumable and exchangeable @ SodaStream portal. We do not support third-party “food grade” CO2 cannisters and/or refills as we cannot verify safety mechanisms, product reliability, and general compatibility incorporated in third-party manufacture process. 

 

SodaStream System is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Some of our flavor syrup products contain sugar. SodaStream System flavors are optional and not required to make said system function properly for in home consumer use. We recommend use of cold water for best product performance. 

 

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